Everyone must know this interesting fact....

Interesting fact:
     Running late to school significantly decreases the amount of traffic. (win because these kids don't know how to drive on real roads)
     It also makes you want to ram your vehicle through the back end of the car that pulls out in front of you illegally. (lose)
     As well as the moron who doesn't understand the concept of who's turn it really is at a four way stop. (lose...and it's overwhelmingly surprising how many people don't get it.)
     It also makes you run the risk of showing up after the bell.....which would mean you have to walk in to the school and run into the principal, because this is the first time you have been late all year.  (lose)
     If it is the first time you are late to work you will run into your boss. It is the law. (lose)
     So if you see me out and about today...make sure I've had a couple (or 12) diet cokes. I got off on the wrong foot this morning. Consider yourself warned...